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Shirley says…
My Mind Says 24, My Humor Says 12 Hoodie
$59.99
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$59.99
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Cozy heavyweight fleece
Printed in the USA
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Size & fit
Classic unisex fit — true to size. Between sizes, or want it roomy for the couch? Go one up, honey.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20″ | 22″ | 24″ | 26″ | 28″ | 30″ |
| Length | 26″ | 27″ | 28″ | 29″ | 30″ | 31″ |
Laid-flat, pit-to-pit — the blank maker’s spec (±1″). Compare with a favorite shirt from the closet.
Add a little something, honey
Shirley says…
“My mind still thinks I'm 24. My humor says I'm 12. My body keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.” If you've ever stood up and made a noise you did not authorize, honey, this one is for you. Getting older is mandatory; growing up stays gloriously optional.
Apparently important stuff: heavyweight blend fleece, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket — maximum couch authority. Printed to order in the USA, free 3–7 business day delivery. Machine wash cold, inside out.


