My Mind Says 24, My Humor Says 12 Sweatshirt

“My mind still thinks I'm 24. My humor says I'm 12. My body keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.” If you've ever stood up and made a noise you did not authorize, honey, this one is for you. Getting older is mandatory; growing up stays gloriously optional.

Apparently important stuff: cozy heavy-blend fleece with a soft brushed inside — the one you'll steal back from your daughter. Printed to order in the USA, free 2–5 day delivery. Machine wash cold, inside out.