My Eyes Are Up Here Tee
Dark Heather / S
$29.99
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$29.99
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Shirley says…
My Eyes Are Up Here Tee
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
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100% cotton, pre-shrunk
Printed in the USA
Free shipping over $25
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Size & fit
Classic unisex fit — true to size. Between sizes, or want it roomy for the couch? Go one up, honey.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 18″ | 20″ | 22″ | 24″ | 26″ | 28″ |
| Length | 28″ | 29″ | 30″ | 31″ | 32″ | 33″ |
Laid-flat, pit-to-pit — the blank maker’s spec (±1″). Compare with a favorite shirt from the closet.
Add a little something, honey
Shirley says…
“My eyes are up here — but take your time.” We spent a few too many decades being polite about where folks look; at our age, sweetheart, we get to have a little fun with it. Wear it to brunch, catch the double-take, and sip your coffee like the queen you plainly are.
Apparently important stuff: 100% cotton, heavyweight and pre-shrunk. Printed to order in the USA and shipped free, at your door in 3–7 business days. Machine wash cold, inside out.