My Eyes Are Up Here Sweatshirt

“My eyes are up here — but take your time.” We spent a few too many decades being polite about where folks look; at our age, sweetheart, we get to have a little fun with it. Wear it to brunch, catch the double-take, and sip your coffee like the queen you plainly are.

Apparently important stuff: cozy heavy-blend fleece with a soft brushed inside — the one you'll steal back from your daughter. Printed to order in the USA, free 2–5 day delivery. Machine wash cold, inside out.