Don't Need ChatGPT — My Wife Knows Everything Tee
Dark Heather / S
$29.99
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$29.99
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Shirley says…
Don't Need ChatGPT — My Wife Knows Everything Tee
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
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100% cotton, pre-shrunk
Printed in the USA
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Size & fit
Classic unisex fit — true to size. Between sizes, or want it roomy for the couch? Go one up, honey.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 18″ | 20″ | 22″ | 24″ | 26″ | 28″ |
| Length | 28″ | 29″ | 30″ | 31″ | 32″ | 33″ |
Laid-flat, pit-to-pit — the blank maker’s spec (±1″). Compare with a favorite shirt from the closet.
Add a little something, honey
Shirley says…
Let the fancy robot keep its “as an AI language model” speech, honey — she's been the household search engine, GPS, and memory bank since before the internet had opinions. Buy it for him, watch him smile, and let the whole neighborhood know where the real answers come from.
Apparently important stuff: 100% cotton, heavyweight and pre-shrunk. Printed to order in the USA and shipped free, at your door in 3–7 business days. Machine wash cold, inside out.