Don't Need ChatGPT — My Wife Knows Everything Sweatshirt
Don't Need ChatGPT — My Wife Knows Everything Sweatshirt
Size & fit
Classic unisex fit — true to size. Between sizes, or want it roomy for the couch? Go one up, honey.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20″ | 22″ | 24″ | 26″ | 28″ | 30″ |
| Length | 26″ | 27″ | 28″ | 29″ | 30″ | 31″ |
Laid-flat, pit-to-pit — the blank maker’s spec (±1″). Compare with a favorite shirt from the closet.
Shirley says…
Let the fancy robot keep its “as an AI language model” speech, honey — she's been the household search engine, GPS, and memory bank since before the internet had opinions. Buy it for him, watch him smile, and let the whole neighborhood know where the real answers come from.
Apparently important stuff: cozy heavy-blend fleece with a soft brushed inside — the one you'll steal back from your daughter. Printed to order in the USA, free 3–7 business day delivery. Machine wash cold, inside out.