Don't Need ChatGPT — My Wife Knows Everything Tee

Let the fancy robot keep its “as an AI language model” speech, honey — she's been the household search engine, GPS, and memory bank since before the internet had opinions. Buy it for him, watch him smile, and let the whole neighborhood know where the real answers come from.

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