Arguing With Me Is Pointless Hoodie

“I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago. I'm just trying to make you mad now.” Some of us made peace with being a little bit difficult a long time ago, honey — and between us, it's what's kept us young. You've earned the right to win on pure principle. Shirley's proud of you.

Apparently important stuff: heavyweight blend fleece, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket — maximum couch authority. Printed to order in the USA, free 2–5 day delivery. Machine wash cold, inside out.