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Shirley says…
It's Weird Being the Same Age as Old People Tee
$29.99
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100% cotton, pre-shrunk
Printed in the USA
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Size & fit
Classic unisex fit — true to size. Between sizes, or want it roomy for the couch? Go one up, honey.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 18″ | 20″ | 22″ | 24″ | 26″ | 28″ |
| Length | 28″ | 29″ | 30″ | 31″ | 32″ | 33″ |
Laid-flat, pit-to-pit — the blank maker’s spec (±1″). Compare with a favorite shirt from the closet.
Add a little something, honey
Shirley says…
Nobody warned us, did they? One day you're the young one, the next you're saying “they don't make music like they used to” and meaning it with your whole heart. You're not old, honey — everyone else just got confusingly younger.
Apparently important stuff: 100% cotton, heavyweight and pre-shrunk. Printed to order in the USA and shipped free, at your door in 3–7 business days. Machine wash cold, inside out.


