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Shirley says…
In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised Tee
$29.99
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100% cotton, pre-shrunk
Printed in the USA
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Size & fit
Classic unisex fit — true to size. Between sizes, or want it roomy for the couch? Go one up, honey.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 18″ | 20″ | 22″ | 24″ | 26″ | 28″ |
| Length | 28″ | 29″ | 30″ | 31″ | 32″ | 33″ |
Laid-flat, pit-to-pit — the blank maker’s spec (±1″). Compare with a favorite shirt from the closet.
Add a little something, honey
Shirley says…
Some of us peaked at “responsible adult” for about ten minutes back in 1998 and have been happily winging it ever since. You raised the kids, ran the house, held the whole thing together — you have more than earned a little unsupervised mischief, sweetheart. Consider this your warning label.
Apparently important stuff: 100% cotton, heavyweight and pre-shrunk. Printed to order in the USA and shipped free, at your door in 3–7 business days. Machine wash cold, inside out.


