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Shirley says…
I Have Three Kids — My Husband Counts as Two Hoodie
$59.99
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$59.99
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Cozy heavyweight fleece
Printed in the USA
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Size & fit
Classic unisex fit — true to size. Between sizes, or want it roomy for the couch? Go one up, honey.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20″ | 22″ | 24″ | 26″ | 28″ | 30″ |
| Length | 26″ | 27″ | 28″ | 29″ | 30″ | 31″ |
Laid-flat, pit-to-pit — the blank maker’s spec (±1″). Compare with a favorite shirt from the closet.
Add a little something, honey
Shirley says…
You love him to absolute pieces, but let's be honest about who makes the biggest mess and asks where the ketchup is while holding the ketchup. Wear it to the next family dinner and watch everyone look straight at him.
Apparently important stuff: heavyweight blend fleece, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket — maximum couch authority. Printed to order in the USA, free 2–5 day delivery. Machine wash cold, inside out.


