My Eyes Are Up Here Tee

“My eyes are up here — but take your time.” We spent a few too many decades being polite about where folks look; at our age, sweetheart, we get to have a little fun with it. Wear it to brunch, catch the double-take, and sip your coffee like the queen you plainly are.

Apparently important stuff: 100% cotton, heavyweight and pre-shrunk. Printed to order in the USA and shipped free, at your door in 2–5 days. Machine wash cold, inside out.